News From the Poolside

Originally Posted Jul 28, 2009 6:20pm

Though my vegetable garden suffers, its potential for verdant victuals masticated into a wasteland of sad, naked stalks, I raise my head in triumph – the glorious sun has returned to us! I may not have the opportunity to crowd my plate with ratatouille, stuffed squash blossoms, and sun-warmed tomatoes with olive oil and the intoxicating terroir of my own herbs, but I can rejoice in the fact that the little slug-inators have shriveled up and dried into husks of their destructive, slimy selves under the golden Soma rays of mi amigo del sol. Quoth Nelson, “Ha Ha”!